Outsourcing...a joke!

Today I heard one more of those perennial jokes on outsourcing..(some have better names and call them "captives" and "economic arbitrage" and "talent pool optimization" and "leveraging time zones" blah!!)..A man wanted to outsource the cleaning of his ears...and an Indian doctor wins the bid. He claims he is professionally equipped to clean ears. I bet he is!

I seriously need a career change now!